At ease, loser.



Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

– Albert Einstein (via kari-shma) Via twentythree :

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trafficjambooty:

let’s talk about how fucking funny i am

(Source: bokunochopin)


adamusprime:

i’d like one pizza with everything on it except rap and country

Via VONDELL SWAIN


  • boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
  • girl: yeah sure ;)
  • boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
Via VONDELL SWAIN

richwhitelesbian:

reblog if you lack an exoskeleton and lack any limbs useful for defense against predators! i want to follow you all to your burrows full of delicious young

Via HELLA
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